I got this from Conservative Northwest, a website I sometimes read. I hope I don't offend any of my readers, I just thought the comparisons were funny. Enjoy!
-If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one. If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
-If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
-If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
-If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
-If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful. Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
-If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
-If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
-If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
-If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
4 comments:
I couldn't agree more.
It's not just funny, it's TRUE!! Love it!
Hahaha! :)
Love it!!!
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